Iris Myandowski loves LadyGaga Outfits

Dear Adoring Fans,

This year I’ve been following the rise of new musical star LadyGaga. Now that’s she’s collaborated with Wale and Beyonce I’m waiting for the phone call where she’s looking to work with your hand walking queer.

Here are some favourite Lady Gaga dresses, costumes, uniforms, pieces of old toys of mine…

#1

Accepting her moonman on stage, LadyGaga creates an air of mystery with her crown mask while at the same time revealing skin to the drooling masses. Simply stunning.

#2

Sex sells. LadyGaga appears to be fully naked but she's not! A brilliant idea to get everyone looking and making yourself into a real live Barbie doll.

#3
China is so ladylike. Here LadyGaga gets it so right.

#4
Feminine. Tactile. Adorable. LadyGaga triumphs on her throne with her Hello Kitty outfit.

#5

This stunning LadyGaga outfit is very ladylike, but also edgy and daring. Completely what a popstar needs to be.

#6

Unusually subdued outfit, but appropriate for the occassion. LadyGaga condemns the gay masses marching on Washington. She explains from the podium why their sinful behavior is wrong.

#7

When sitting next to Beyonce, you need to do something to get yourself noticed. What a brilliant way to frame your face, LadyGaga! Steal that spotlight.

#8

Gaga pushes the nude look again to get noticed, but this time with bubbles. Utterly brilliant LadyGaga outfit!

#9

LadyGaga creates an air of mystery again with a masked outfit while becoming the creature that is the Fame Monster.

#10

LadyGaga knows what it's like to be green. Her Kermit-encrusted outfit here shines. What a star!

Now, what should I wear to appear alongside Gaga in my comeback tour? Is the fashion world ready to accept a star in an Arby's uniform?

Yours and forever,
Iris Myandowski (The hand walking queer)