I have missed you all! It’s been forty years since I’ve performed my patriotic hand walking tribute to America and I’m delighted to update you that I’ve been rehearsing for my great comeback. Yes, Iris Myandowski will walk on her hands again! Times have been hard and I became side-tracked from my true calling. I must admit, C.C. Bloom’s comments and her allegations that I am a “hand walking queer” did hurt. Well, where is that bitch now, eh? Drunk on Miami beach, estranged from her adopted daughter and bald after so much bleach. Time is the great vindicator, my adoring fans. This is what Nixon taught us. Scorned and vilified, he’s now the prime character in an Oscar-nominated film and celebrated stage play.
Iris Myandowski, American Sweetheart/Handwalking queer
I have been rehearsing hard and standing on my hands all day. In fact, I am typing these words to you now while upside down. It’s no easy feat!
So please join me here in the blogsphere to read my thoughts, memories and secret longings. Most of all, let this be a forum where we can celebrate this great country of ours!Yours and forever,
Iris Myandowski (The hand walking queer)
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