My future husband all-American man Christopher Rice has posted a letter on the Lambda website about the site’s long-coming revamp. Well, when Christopher Rice asks Iris Myandowski to have a sneak peek, she can’t resist opening his trousers for a little sniff. Let me tell you my darling fans, I love the look of it. It looks very user-friendly even for an old broad like me, with lots of ways to interact. It even looks good upside down!
My only question to Christopher is why does Lambda have to be about gay books? Christopher, when will you stop this farce about your sexuality and come home to your loving Iris Myandowski? I understand what your going through. My third husband Francesco Bellini thought he was a homosexual as well. But after he made love to Iris Myandowski upside down he never went back. Think of what a spectacular American couple we’d make, fit enough for the White House. Yesterday, when standing on my head for George Bush Jr. I showed him your picture and he agreed that you and I could be on the next presidential ticket as the Republican nominated candidates. Please Christopher Rice, let me be your one and only hand walking queer!Yours and forever,
Iris Myandowski (The hand walking queer)
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